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Volume 1 · Issue 4 · September 2026 · 5 pages

City Orders Horse Count After Numbers “Become Difficult to Explain”

The latest issue: horses that won't stay counted, a mayor who denies hiding, Bat Seal's return to OXGOOSE RADIO, a renewed commitment to honest randomness, and a full-page advertisement that knows exactly what it is doing.

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Confused Chickens Treated, Released at Binko's Wholefoods

Bootleg books, a mid-air evacuation, unsolicited opinion and a special treat.

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Road Trip Halted After Scarlett Greene Becomes Cold

Mustard fraud, custom vans, late-night retaliation and public intoxication.

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Two Jerks Tease Puppies

The first issue. Pickle jars, buttered horse mouths, yellow geysers and Bat Seal.

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The OXGOOSE HERALD is a recurring five-page circular from the Oxgoose universe. Issues are free to read. New editions appear when the newsroom finishes one.